Erectile Tongue Disorder

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.

Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!

by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016

Being an Erik

Having multiple jobs and coming to one of those jobs in the state of a hangover.

One of my employees in the office was being an Erik today.

by BrugAddict July 23, 2016

flop era

when something goes badly or is unslay

Person 1: “how was your week?”
Person 2: “i’ve been in my flop era”
Person 1: “ugh that is so unslay”

by LilNaniK May 6, 2022

Erky

Someone who gets on your nerves some times.

My brother is erky he keeps knocking on my door for no reason.

by CookieDisick February 11, 2014

Erika

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt:
Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt:
Erika
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt:
Erika.
In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein
und das heißt:
Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück,
Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt:
Erika.
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt:
Erika.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an,
Erika.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt:
Erika

kommandant: MARCH
Soldiers: *sing erika*

by Coliflower Jeff May 29, 2019

Erika

Erika's are very unique. They get mad when you spell their name with a basic "C". They are beautiful inside and out. They tend to have many friends, and have tons of fun with them. Some walk all over them for having such a huge heart. They love family, friends, and God. Boys, watch out for Erika's because if you screw then over, they are very sneaky. Erika's will get you back worse than karma. Get you an Erika!

Erika is so fun to be around, let's invite her to the club!

by Boxerluver January 19, 2017

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012