x(ed)-out

completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.

He had a fifth of titos last night he's gonna be x(ed)-out after having drinking that.

by JQ back injury April 20, 2019

ed

ed means kassandra

kassandra is the definition of ed.

by yeehaw rawr November 10, 2019

Evil Ed

A certain celebrity who doesn't have the honor of being called by name. I hate him! He creates trash songs and releases his shit to the public. Nobody plays his songs on the radio so he has to resort to his dirty tricks. Blackmail, threats, and bribery. Evil Ed is a bad singer and an even worse person!

Me "I hate Evil Ed"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

ED

The name ed refers to a guy who chases a girl who gets enjoyment out of his suffering resulting to countless lone pleasuring sessions until he unlocks erectile disfunction

Wow ed get over her

by anonymous July 5, 2024

ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc

The beginning notes to Für Elise. You must be bored as hell if you typed this.

Person A: How do you play Für Elise?
Person B: Well, first it goes "ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc".
Person A: Oh, yeah!

by Pyromaginary February 4, 2023

No-ED

Killers Who Receive No Head and should be burned

Yo this doctor is gay. Is he running No-ED, bruh it's Doctor

by Faxtual Speaker October 29, 2021

cringe ed effimero

when something is not only cringe , but also ephemeral

“did you do your english homework?”
“no it was cringe ed effimero”

by ReLofi March 7, 2024