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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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80's Irish punk slang.
used originally to describe music/musicians
now used to describe something as very pleasing.
ACDC are a gop-ed band.
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Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
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Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.
If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.
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The act of gifting someone furry feet on steam
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Why does Ed have no bitch? Cuz Sheeran away (Ed Sheeran.com)
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When the Islamic Jihadi Terrorists organization/people/country brutally kill parents (obviously, Israeli, Indian, or non-Islamic people) in front of their kids (obviously babies), and later put the photo-shoot of themself (Hamas terrorists) taking care of kids and babies, obviously to win sympathy point from western countries and UN.
Pakistan Hamas-ed Indians multiple times after independance and many more in recrmt time
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