Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

Epic Fail

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

by Abdellah March 10, 2012

epic

very cool; jobeth

Wow jobeth is the coolest and most epic person

by Ashkiin August 17, 2021

Epic

Epic, and cool fortnite vicory royal.

I am epic poop XDDDDD funny cus poop XDDDHEKFJVIEN epic

by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad February 21, 2021

Ewan epic wubbox

Music

C Eb E E Eb Eb D D

My Singing Monsters player: I love Epic Wubbox!
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox

by singing monsters lover January 12, 2024

Epic bob

Epic bobs are basically just “normal”

people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside

Some guy: hi I’m ____
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”

Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob

by Unusual_Trash_Can June 27, 2022

EPICE

epice is epic with an e on the end.

LOL U SO EPICE BRUH XDDDDD

by MEHGUY23 September 19, 2018