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dutch microwave

When someone farts in the taxi cab while all the windows are rolled up and it fucking smells nasty.
Similar to dutch oven but instead of being under the covers your stuck in the moving cab.
"...so yeah Ben had me trapped in a dutch microwave last night and it smelled so bad that Donnie the cab driver had to roll his window down to keep from passing out."
by mojo8772 March 7, 2009
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Ditch Chicken

A person who is of low class standards and/or a poor moral compass..a person who has caviar taste and a dippin dot budget.

Someone who conducts themselves like they have come out of a chicken house. Just nasty, stanky, and disrespectful.
OMG did you see how she was acting? That girl is such a ditch chicken.
by Bacita Mae Jenkins September 1, 2020
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Dutch Crunch

After dutch ovening someone you assault their face with Trail Spice
Ark: AH FUCK IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
Cully: Well you're about to get dutch crunched! EAT TRAIL SPICE BITCH!
Ark: AAAAAAAAHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
by HAMSANDWICHDICKS August 14, 2010
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dutch mark

the sticky line that appears on the lower lip, after a hit of marijuana is taken from an L
Toker 1: Nigga!!! Get that dutch mark of ya lip, it look like shit stain.

Toker 2: Oh igght, good looks.
by camilo89 January 11, 2009
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benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.
by protocoldroid November 14, 2004
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Dutch

People whose heritage comes from the Western European country known as the Netherlands. Known for being tall, re-claiming their land from the sea, wooden shoes, and tulips.

The Dutch are given credit for the invention of the doughnut, so be thankful for that.

The Dutch are also responsible for the creation of the BeNeLux trade agreement after WWII, now known as the European Union.

The Dutch are also known to be stingy with their money, not unlike being called a 'Jew' but those of Dutch heritage take pride in their coupon-clipping lifestyle.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I just saw this super-tall bro at the store."
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's probably Dutch."

Dude 1: "We should thank somebody for bringing post-War peace to Europe."
Dude 2: "Thank the Dutch, they're awesome."

Dude 1: "I just bought a doughnut with a buy-one-get-2-free coupon."
Dude 2: "Wow! You are so Dutch!"
by Dutchman3 November 12, 2011
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Dutch Glove

To receive something that looks good on the surface, but is in fact a bad thing.

This phrase has its basis in the flower of the same name, which is very beautiful, but smells terrible. The meaning of the phrase in the above definition comes from the placing of the flower into a bouquet to give someone, therefore 'slipping them the Dutch Glove".
- I totally got the Dutch Glove on that one, (after buying a car with a nice paint job, but a faulty engine)

- You just slipped them the Dutch Glove (thinks the seller to himself)
by Colin Bates December 28, 2003
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