Dude Pearls

Slang for Anal beads that have been inserted into a man

Billy exclaimed, ‘I’m going fishing for dude pearls!’ As he aggressively removed the anal beads from Thomas’ ass

by Quest _Love October 11, 2021

agree dude

The guy who shows up in social media threads and tries to play mediator for an original poster who posits something undeniably false, insane, or inflammatory that all other commentators disagree with. Is insufferable in his dedication to the notion of fair-mindedness. He laments about being "exhausted" by all the negativity, but yet still comes to commentate every day because this is the role he wants to play. Likes the Final Fantasy VII Remake, and Aaron Boone, and thinks Jar Jar Binks was misunderstood.

I spotted agree dude saying he likes the 359 new side quests added to "flesh out" the plot of the Final Fantasy VII remake, which now takes 3+ years to play when the original was perfectly paced in the first place.

by Hercules Q. Rockefeller April 15, 2021

Dude Food

When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.

"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants*
"Hell yeah my dude!"
(No Homo implied)

by bing bing bung June 23, 2016

Pseudo-dude

A woman who has taken on the gender role of a man.
Similar to butch, but less offense than dyke.

It is ok to hit a woman only if she's a pseudo-dude, it's only fair that if she wishes to act like a man you treat her like one.

by Big Baddy Broad May 19, 2014

Silly Dude

A person acting childish

The silly dude cummed on my face while watching me get head

by Joey Jacky Johnson October 7, 2006

Phoenix Dude

Bovart Qwellar and the Members of his pack.

hey Kenny, you're my Phoenix dude right? Lets go bong a beer.

by UCIRVINEIST April 2, 2011

dude soup

A hottub that is occupied by only men.

It looks like we have a real good dude soup going on here.

by dude-soup May 6, 2018