long duck dong

Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.
"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."
by Kryger January 13, 2009
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Ding Dong Ditch

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door
"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."
by badgrl696969 May 02, 2019
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ding-dong-ditch

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them
Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news
by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017
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Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!
" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "
by Blitztastic April 29, 2010
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hong cong dong

Something u get at Wong's chinese hand laundry
I washed me close at Wong's and I got the Hong Cong Dong.

Its great!!!
by blackwaterray April 28, 2012
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ding dong wong

When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong
U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god
by kangaro trainer March 27, 2019
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Samalama ding dong

A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they don’t
Oh yes that ones a right Samalama ding dong
by Rookiooooo October 30, 2019
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