krynn dave

A dirty ass canadian that needs to be shot in the anus.

That guy is such a krynn dave.

by eternity September 18, 2003

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007

Dave

A gay nigger faggot who is so sensitive that you could pop his ass cheeks like a balloon. He shits on walls and is also known as Gave for his homosexual tendencies and need to watch gay porn.

Let me get the lotion and I'll become a Dave

by NiggerFaggotFuckBoi69 February 10, 2019

Dave

A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about Myrtle beach.

girl 1: there's this kid in my class he was so annoying.

girl2: his name was Dave right?

girl 1: yea!

girl 2: figures...

by Doctor Kekoo!!!!!!! May 31, 2011

Dave Chappelle

Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.

by Vin Kerosene May 14, 2005

Dave

Rhyming slang - Dave (Grohl)/bog roll - usually orated loudly in a camping environment. Colloquially a Birmingham phrase.

"Alright mate, got any of that Dave? I'm touchin' cloth 'ere - gotta get meself to the sh1tter.."

by FoxBrummingRoustabout October 16, 2008

Dave Chappelle

A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.

Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":

1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."

2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."

by Lt. Dave March 2, 2008