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Covid Casserole

A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.
“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?

Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!
by Torsiondrummer December 10, 2023
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Covid Bitch

A person who was born during the COVID 19 pandemic. The year typically ranges from late 2019 - late 2022
Teacher 1: Today was little Timmy's birthday and his mom sent him to school with cake
Teacher 2: Ahhh yes he was born in 2021 wasn't he?
Teacher 1: If i can do the math, yes he was.
Teacher 2: Must be a tough life being a Covid Bitch.
by ultraquick1 December 14, 2023
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Super Covid

When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!
Well babe it’s official, I finally got the super Covid symptoms this is terrible!
by Big daddy L2 December 20, 2022
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Covided

A revided* and Co-Governed ` Neo-Indigenous ~ PRovidivision* aka philosovariant* of Covid-Response ~ a descriptor of Covidaption* ~ the War-LIKE choice made in *PEACE* between *MONEY!* especially International Travel, Tourism & Labor Diaspora aka Eco-Culturecide ~ *NOW* ~ New ODDer* Whirled ~ now with Pathogenocidal* SPREADING tendencies ~ Ultimate Cost : Zoiacide aka *Life*Death ~ and Zoidiasosis ~ a more complicated PRosphilos* ~ Saving *Life*Itself ...

*revided = like re-sided and re-vised, a division that's been Re'd
*PRovidivision = Positively Reframed Division Provision for the purposes of GOOD* Public Relations
*Philosovariant = a new 'strain' of philosophy ~ example below ~

*Covidaption = Covid-Driven Human Rapidaption or Rapid Adaptation for Surthrival*

*ODDer = Oppositional Defiant Disorderd* ~ Opposed, for the sake of Opposition
*Pathogenocidal = Sick to Death ...

*PRosphilos = Public Relations Positively Reframed Philosophy ~ not unlike Philosovariant ... Bound to Happen in a FREE Market ... new *Right-Wing-Narrative Disruptor word # 31,001

"Provision must also be made to ensure that everyone who really has something to say, expressing new ideas or giving new form or basis to known ideas, shall be given a hearing in the right quarters."

- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944
The various Communities' of the Village were Covided about what their Town Hall should be used for
by PartisanZ July 5, 2023
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Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....
Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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He thinks covid was not a big deal

Mas Sirrah "He thinks covid was not a big deal"

Hym "This ☝️ is a trap. He's trying to frame it as though it either WAS or WAS NOT 'a big deal' (which is this amorphous and subjective phrase). How 'big of a deal' it was would exist on a gradient and the REAL question is 'Was it a big enough deal to shut down the country and destroy the economy for years to come and does it mean that we should set a precedent where people are expected to cede authority over their bodily autonomy to the state?'and the ANSWER is no. All of the data suggested that the answer was 'No' BEFORE we shut the country down and AFTER we opened everything back up it was revealed that IT WASN'T a good idea to do that. The conservative media reported this in real time and they were CORRECT. Also, if the vaccine works, the people who take it are fine and the people who don't SHOULD BE adequate informed of the risks and have made their own decision."

Mas Sirrah "This is why people shouldn't listen to you!"

Hym "You're not the savior, Sam-Er, Mas! I know mommy told you that Jewish women are little Jesus factories but nobody needs you to save them and they die either way. You're being told to go fuck yourself, Jew. No I will not take a vaccine if I don't fucking feel like it. If you force me, I will manually kill the people I WOULD HAVE killed by not taking the vaccine. Get the fuck right out of here."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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Placebo Covid

When someone who doesn't believe Covid is real gets Covid. The individual will ignore medical diagnosis and self-diagnose with a placebo variant.
Honey, I don't have Covid, it's not real! I simply have a case of Placebo Covid
by wiggimasta September 22, 2023
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