condom eater

frank crianza

frank crianza is a condom eater

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

condoize

The process of changing the legal status of a collection of housing units - whether a house with multiple apartments or a residential building - into condominiums.

Mike: If we evict the tenants and upgrade the kitchens and bathrooms, we could make this dump into someplace people would actually want to live. I'm sure we could get the permits to condoize the place and re-sell it.

Jessica: I'm sure that old woman's family will be happy to have her out of this house. I can't imagine MY grandmother living in a place like this for 40 years.

by Stefan Lynch May 25, 2008

condoleezzad

to go endlessly around in circles, accomplishing nothing.

Congress has condoleezzad all year long. It looks like nothing is going to get done until after the election.

by EricKuhn June 17, 2008

condom pop

1) one who is conceived as a result of a failing condom
2) the act of destroying the thin rubber sheath that stands between you and any feeling whatsoever
3) the fabled fourth hole right behind a woman's knee that can only be seen under the right lighting conditions.

1)My mom calls me her little condom pop
2)The pussy was great after i pulled off a condom pop
3)WTF?

by invisible guy... April 30, 2009

Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy

Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...

by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011

condo

shorthand for conditionality. A term used in policy debate with conditional arguments, such as counterplans and kritiks, but can also apply to some advantages and a plantext. Arguably abusive in debate rounds and a viable 2AR strategy if the negative reads more than five offcase positions that the 2AC can't cover.

I heard his 2AR was a full five minutes on condo bad. Needless to say, the neg's 2NR strat was fucked coming out of that 2AR.

by baudrillard August 1, 2018

bukakke condo

a condo which is designated for the event of bukakke

if you walk into a bukakke condo you wil witness a female sitting in the middle of a circle of masterbating males revving their cocks for the ultimate ejaculation, aimed in the direction of the females face.

by jenifer macelroy July 10, 2010