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Condominimum

n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
by warmbrother October 2, 2014
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Condo Canyon

A neighborhood made up mostly or entirely of high-rise residential buildings, so called because the buildings along both sides of a major street resemble the walls of a canyon.
The West End used to be single-family houses; now, with all of the development, it's turned into Condo Canyon.
by Doctor Whom May 26, 2005
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condimental

To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.

When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".
Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?"
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."
by Joey L dot com April 21, 2009
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condamnit

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.
"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"
by qfizzle May 3, 2009
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comdom

it isn't actually a word...the word is condom ....i dunno whether you missed the 'n' or you actually thought it was called that..but can i clear it up cos it pisses me off....
comdom = not a word...
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Condombate

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
by groundhawk April 2, 2012
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condoofadate

a strong feeling of love toward someone of the opposite sex, a stronger feeling then love itself
i condoofadate you ♥
by kcamenzie January 8, 2010
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