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Colognely

When a person has used so much cologne that it is offensive to others and therefore no one wants to be around them, that person is now not just lonely, but "colognely".
Lance has been very colognely lately ever since he got that new bottle of Drakkar and began bathing himself in it.
by ShorewoodScott May 31, 2018
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colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.
Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.
by Zonal K September 25, 2018
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ColorColor

Name given by fans of bts in place of BLACKPINK because they don't want to give them clout
ColorColor is having a comeback soon, don't talk about it. No free promo.
by wickedamethyst July 23, 2019
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Colorado Sear

When you rub queso cheese on your partner during sex and they cum hard.
Man, Zach loves the Colorado Sear. I saw some queso in his ear yesterday.
by biggiebelacile November 2, 2019
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Colorado Creamer

Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.

This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.

A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.

It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
by Borp Bladdler October 20, 2020
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colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole.
Thomas: I gotta shit dude
Zane: Shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar
by Ryzarix August 14, 2021
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Feral Colon

An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.
(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?

(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!

or

"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"
by smittyj August 5, 2008
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