colonic cargo

shit. arse resider bum chocolate stinky sausage loaf

"i'm off to the shitter to offload my colonic cargo!

by mr wiggles January 27, 2004

Colonel Batty

A man on a ship with a wikid name! OR maybe Tom worthington

'Hey colonel batty, What u up to?'

by The steve meister November 22, 2004

colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro May 9, 2006

cajonita

A chick with big balls, or a ovaries. They have a no fear attitude and will try and do almost anything.

Dude! Did you see that cajonita huck that gap jump?
She's got a hugh set of balls, I wouldn't even try that.

by KristiW December 29, 2007

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 17, 2008

colon creeper

A guy who like to go up another guy's butt.

Dude, you see that guy over there? He's a total colon creeper.

by Nickmpop April 17, 2010

Colonbation

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Bro, have you tried colonbation yet? I just colonbated for the first time and believe it or not, it was glorious!

by baileygap August 5, 2010