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Freezing Coffee 

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass
person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

forgotten coffee 

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.
"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."
forgotten coffee by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022

rocky mountain coffee 

drinking beer from a coffee mug in front of a client or in a professional situation. a common trick of audio engineers who have to wake up before noon for a session
rocky mountain coffee is the best cuz nobody knows you're drinking booze, who drinks booze from a coffe mug
rocky mountain coffee by schwerve August 11, 2008

The Devil's Coffee Pot 

A particularly bad smell, usually associated with flatulence.
"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'

instant coffee 

People that become friends so fast, they are compared to instant coffee.
bob: dudee r u friends with that new girl?
rob: dude were instant coffee friends!
bob: pretty sick man!!
instant coffee by thatshowwedoit November 23, 2009

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.
I asked my wife for spanish coffee but she said no that’s too dirty.