church

A pitiful character known to now reside in the small outback town of Adelaide. Held responsible for the introduction of the Cleveland Steamerinto this town. Also known as a pathetic rum swilling, almost-root getting, underage chasing, Franker and Ronner, many shot taking baller who had the misfortune to share a house with Allaaaaaaan and Captain Morganic.

Why did you go to Greenwood Church?
To get a 16 yr old cu&^t out!

by maskedjohn March 18, 2005

churched

when a woman gets it in the ass

She got churched last night.

by mnm18 December 14, 2009

church head

A conservative christian who visits church regularly (as a pothead is to smoke pot regularly)

damn church heads

by yyu7 January 6, 2009

Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.

Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Church Ryan

A youth pastor for a Church that shows up at highschools and middleschools and stalks the students.

"Shit, its Church Ryan! Dylan, get lost or he's gonna try to talk to us too!"

by Andrew Mil July 16, 2008

church fan up

an expression to let someone know you agree with them

Her: There no way a man should expect all that from a woman when he doesn't posses any of those qualities himself.

Her: Church fan up!

by tanyettasedit October 20, 2008

Speration of church and state

A big joke my the govenment, to make us think that we have rights.

"Speration of church and state", was contriticed with the Gay marrige ban.

by Rachael.giraff November 4, 2008