pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.

Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?

by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked

I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.

by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022

Chair in the grass

People who likes to sit down alone and appreciate nature around them

"I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016

taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.

On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW

by Kylosis October 26, 2010

chair of death

A game associated with drinking where an individual is spun around on a bar stool while attempting to drink.

Chair of Death, Long Island New York, Facebook-Ernie Smith (Co-Founder)

by Ernie Smith June 10, 2008