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Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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Spit

Spit Is A Form Of Mouth Juice That Is Expelled By Sucking Saliva From The Back Of The Mouth And ''Spiting'' It Out.
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swinging the spits

a saying meaning or, wanting to receive oral sex
“yo that party was live last night.”

“yea that girl in my class was swinging the spits!”
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Spit it

Phrase normally yelled at platonic couples by obnoxious friends, followed by the most disgusting spitting sound you can possibly make.

Short for spitting your game.
John: "hey Sally!"

Sally: "hey John! how's it going? "

Obnoxious friends: "SPIT IT!!!!!"
by SBecial October 7, 2012
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Snake That Spits

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.
by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013
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Spits

All spits means is that your girl is sucking your dick
Brian: Yo bro where were you last night

Chris: My girl was giving me spits
by Idfk45 October 5, 2022
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Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.
Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!
by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024
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