Burger Sauce Bell

Smegma to a new level. Under your hood is unbeatably moist and there is just orange goo around the bottom of your helmet. Its smells like a nuns pussy. Raw Fish

Kishey: Fuck paddy look at my helmet!
Paddy: Oh no!
Kishey: You need to see a doctor
Paddy: It looks like a Dairylea bell
Kishey: Na its FUCKING orange! Its a FUCKING BURGER SAUCE BELL!!!!!
Paddy: Yeah the smell tells a story
Kishey: I'll go see Pauley Nay
Paddy: Sweet, good luck
Kishey: Gonna need more than luck! Its fucking ridden!

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010

Burger sauce

A mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise

Hay, pass me the burger sauce. I'm too drunk to possible pick up and squirt two bottles of gunk on my random fried road kill!

by Stripy42 April 2, 2013

Hoof Burger

A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.

"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"

"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"

by joemillslol October 24, 2008

fail burger with a side of fries

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")

2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't

1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"

2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"

by THEMASKEDPOSTER May 17, 2010

pathological burger flipper

Originating from"burger" meaning "lie" or "fib" and "burger flipper" meaning "liar", a pahological burger flipper is someone who constantly tells lies when there is no reason to do so. This person is predisposed from birth to flip burgers.

Bro I had 38 beers last night." "Dude no you didn't. You're a pathological burger flipper

by abowse November 29, 2011

Ghost Burger

As defined by comedian Paul Rust on podcast Comedy Bang Bang Live from Comic-Con (released 7/18/13): "What's a turd but the ghost of a burger."

"Hang on. I gotta go drop a ghost burger."

by EchoManZulu August 28, 2013

Salty Burger

To pass gas in a short woman's mouth while waiting in line at a merchandise gift shop. The key is to fart in the woman's mouth while stepping on her toe, causing her to open her mouth and accepting the fart spray directly into her mouth. Apologize for stepping on her toe, and simply walk away.

"I was standing in line at the gift shop, and totally gave the short Spanish woman behind me a salty burger" burgerfartmouthchokegagchewygas

by NaughtyBits April 21, 2015