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Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.
My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.
by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015
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Loaded burrito

The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.
That loaded burrito in the back will make it hard to cross the border due to the noise.
by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015
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dutch burrito

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.
by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015
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fuzzy burrito

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!
by Hectic_god April 16, 2016
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Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.
Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.
by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016
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Riverside burrito

A burrito with meth stored in it.
"What is wrong with you today? Did you eat a Riverside burrito or something?"
by gameherospam2 May 31, 2016
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Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.
" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."
by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016
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