he knows which side of his bread is buttered 

He knows where the money comes from, who pays him his livelihood or gives him the most personal gain. Used to describe how money concerns often rules people's decisons despite their feelings or personal opinions. No matter what people pander, they will not bite the hand that feeds.

He may gripe about his boss and talk about starting a new career, but he knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Corporate America may not like Trump's sexist statements, but they will still vote for him because after all, they know which side of their bread is buttered.

he knows which side of his bread is buttered by Shumado January 8, 2017

Good Bread 

you fine

nah chill money you good bread

i was talking to this shawty the other day, she was good bread

Good Bread by Mooksie June 3, 2009

Easter Bread 

A deceptively disgusting desert (often made by Italians) that looks delicious as it is covered in sprinkles, but is actually quite bitter, and gross.

Mom: Hey Brad eat your dinner.
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...

Easter Bread by Beavoirismygirl March 31, 2010

Tuna Bread 

A guy puts brewers yeast into a yeast infected girl's tuna and she squats over a heater duct to bake bread.

Rob A.: What's that smell? Are you baking with tuna?

Jessie: Don't you remember I had a yeast infection and you poured brewers yeast in my tuna?

Rob A.: Oh, are you squatting over the heater duct?

Jessie: Yeah, tuna bread tonight!

Tuna Bread by ButterNipples March 10, 2011

Loaf of Bread Head 

Someone with a large, over proportioned forehead, making their tall head look like a loaf of bread. Short hair or a receding hairline can make this look worse. Shortened to LOBH.

For example Ant Mcpartlin has a Loaf of Bread Head. "look at Laurence's head, its so big" "your'e right, it kinda looks like a Loaf of Bread" "yeh, he's got a LOBH"

Loaf of Bread Head by Sir Colgan III March 30, 2011

Panera Bread 

Hell on earth. The worst place to work because the managers are too young to care about your social life since they already lost out on theirs.

And there is a minimum of 4 things out of stock every dinner rush because the lunch workers don't give two shits about the closing staff so they fling bread around willy nilly and leave everything a mess for others to deal with.

"Hey do you work at Panera Bread? Damn, man. Sorry for you loss of a social life."

Panera Bread by Margarinelove11 March 15, 2013

dummy bread 

In a loaf of bread, the darker end slices that are skipped over and are usually the last slices in the bread bag.

Example 1:

"Can you believe that nigga used the dummy bread to make his grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Word?"

Example 2:

"How the fuck y'all expect me to make a sandwich when there's only dummy bread left in the bag?!"

dummy bread by udicker May 9, 2010