braincrupt

When your mind is basically all spent and you can't think any more.

By the time I finished my SATs I was so braincrupt that I couldn't find my car keys.

by Rusharoundandaround May 27, 2018

brain jinx

When you and another person think, or do, the same thing at the same time. The actions make it apparent versus the words being said.

Texting-

Trina:
Hey, I miss you! <3 <3

Jessy:
I was literally just about to text you the same thing. Brain jinx! How funny :)

by My.other.ride.is.a.Firebolt. October 25, 2018

brain purge

Synaptic transmission no longer functioning in ones brain due to intense stupidity, said to be contagious and communicable. Once caught, a person retains their previous knowledge, however is unable to acquire anything further.

i’ve heard Luke caught the brain purge off Liv, it wouldn’t of happened if she’d stayed in quarantine!

by bobbyscult April 22, 2019

Brain-fucker

A propagandist. Drawn from the Russian term pronounced (loosely) as "maz-guy-ope", a brain-fucker is one who tries to fool his(her) listeners with: (1) emotional rhetoric that contain few (if any) facts, (2), conspiracy theories and accusations against opponents that are not supported by evidence, (3) arguments that opponents are members of "discredited" groups (i.e. globalists, liberals, racists, etc.)

I don't listen to talk radio. Most off those guys are brain-fuckers.

by Dr Wierdsmith December 14, 2019

Brain Nut

Where your brain expels it's cells IQ Count so your particularly Retarded on a certain amount of time (seconds, minutes, etc)

He is struggling with his work, he has a Brain Nut for today
I had a Brain Nut for a few seconds.

by PlsLaughAtThisName March 12, 2020

Brain shock

All it is brain fart I just hate useing the word then my mom made a different word

Hold up I need my glasses to talk Omg I jus had a brain shock

by XxSniperGod42069Xx June 4, 2020

Brain scrape

To go for a COVID-19 nasal swab.

The tester sticks the nasal swab so far up your nose it feels like it scrapes your brain.

Its even worse when the use a dry swab.

Person 1 : Did you get your COVID test done?
Person 2 : Yeah! It was brutal, they pushed that swab so far up my nose it felt like they scraped my brain.
Person 1: Dang, well, Its now officaly called going for a ' Brain scrape '
Person 2: * Fist Bump *

by Thypeople July 9, 2020