You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

Bester

A stronger version of better

That card is bester than that one!

by Peter Dobinson June 19, 2004

beeker

A music producer of moderate fame who is shamelessly plugging his music.

You hear that douche Beeker actually tried to promote himself on urbandictionary.com? FAG!

by Chuckus August 11, 2010

bongo beater

Black Africans who beat bongos in their spare time when they manage to get a break from being internet football experts

I won't be donating money to bongo beaters

by purpleponce April 16, 2020

Beezer

One who is extremly tall, Lanky, Big Nose, Long arms/legs, Gumpy, Dorky, Awkward looking.. ect.

"Kelly, Look at that boy.. What a beezer!"

"Yeah, he's kinda Beezery."

by ELizabeth Gillim January 17, 2007

Licking the beater

When you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the rectum and sensually feed it to your sexual partner

Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."

by William Mitchell May 10, 2008

BEEZER

Taking a bump or a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, this party is ridiculous, I need a quick beezer to keep the good time rollin !

by FLA to LA June 13, 2010