Beat the Cheese 

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

Beat the Cheese by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

beat-around dog 

a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around

"that kid is such a beat-around dog"

beat-around dog by amplifier1110 November 17, 2009

beat-da-deet 

a person of african american race.

"that beat-da-deet sure can play basketball, fry chicken, and rob a liquor store"

beat-da-deet by juuudie March 31, 2010

Beat Neck Rough

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.

Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.

Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.

Beat Neck Rough by Charlie Scott Manchester III June 19, 2010

Beat the Demon 

A word Christians use to explain masturbation to teenage boys. Usually used by hard core Christians or older belivers in christainity. Made popular by Edward Current

Young Boy-"I saw grampa playing with his pee pee yesterday!"

Christain- "Oh no! Your grandpa like to Beat the Demon! He is a sinner!"
Father- "Man, fuck you and your religious talk."

Beat the Demon by ThatYouPornGuy October 22, 2010

beat the dead horse 

To continue jacking off after ejaculation.

Henry: "Yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!"

Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"

Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."

beat the dead horse by gangstaa347623497532 January 1, 2012

Beat The Pete 

When you beat the meat really hard so that it starts bleeding

I'm going to beat the Pete if you ask me to 😏

Beat The Pete by Crippling erection November 18, 2016