Wrath Of Bean

:the Wrath of Bean is a person who eats burritos, or another spicy mexiacan food group, then passes gas, sometimes feces on to unexpecting friends or guests, then laughs uncontrollably in the process. This person thinks they are cute and aloof, however, the recipients think otherwise.

An example of this would be when one is playing MTGO and in his Clan room, he expresses a rather loud post of his vile intentions

by Old dirty dog July 3, 2004

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Smol bean

Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.

Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.

by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017

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Cruel Beans

An unfortunate turn of fate.

"When they popped a cap in my homie's ass, that was cruel beans, man."

by Lunchmonkey November 15, 2009

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Bean Scene

Female equivalent of a spank-bank. A collection of memorized sexual images to be used at a later date.

Jenn: Have you seen that hot mom from the show Californication?

Jeff: She's sexy.

Jenn: Yeah, I totally added her to my Bean Scene the other day

by MasterBlasterSRBC September 2, 2014

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Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009

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