Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011

seen his arse

to see ones arse, a combination of making a fool of yourself then getting upset about it.

dunlop has seen his arse again.

ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.

surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.

by Ginlarde January 15, 2009

arse biscuit

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

by M December 9, 2004

See your [arse]

To become angry or humiliated

If you don't clean this place up, Mum will see her arse when she gets home!

or

If you say hi to Fran in public and she blanks you you'll totally see your arse!

by firm shark gift October 30, 2008

Cheap-arse Tuesday

An institution in Australian culture, Cheap-arse Tuesday sees many services (eg. petrol, movie tickets, take-away food etc.) drop in price.

It's a day of the week when the tight-arse's of this country can afford to go out and do things or get an affordable meal.

I love Cheap-arse Tuesday because it means I can go and see the new Star Trek movie and get a pizza for dinner, all for under $20.

by Aussie-Bogan May 18, 2009

butter my arse

An insult to tell some you don't beleive what they are saying.
In other words, the thing they are saying is so unbelievable that you tell them to spread butter on your arse.

Man 1 - Geoffry, i'm gay.
Geoffry - Oh, butter my arse

by hahaha July 22, 2003

ask my arse

Old English for "kiss my ass."

x: What's your E-mail?
X: ASK MY ARSE!

by That Bum May 27, 2005