played me like a jap

To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok

My girl played me like a jap.

by cicero central 22 April 26, 2014

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

Pull a Jeff

When you find a virgin, who doesnt want to lose her virginity and work at taking her v card until you get it, then you dump her ass and find another virgin.

Mike: Dude i found this little virgin blonde, and I asked her to have sex and she said no.
Austin: Fuck her, pull a jeff on her ass.
Mike: Your right dude i will get on that asap.
Mike: I love virgins but there so hard to find.
Austin: I love tight pussy too.

by Clayton Cock Clit October 21, 2007

A Jogging Cow

A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)

Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.

by Dolfer January 9, 2010

Pull a jack

To pull a jack is to either completely embarrass yourself in a situation that shouldn’t have occurred, or to simply say something so irrelevant or stupid that it resembles something a jack would do

“That literally had nothing to do with anything don’t pull a jack

by creator657 June 2, 2018

Not A Joke

it could be two things 1) good, like you did that, your amazing, like it’s so good but not a joke 2)like annoyed or pissed...

the best way to describe both of them is agreeing or saying the person said it right

lucia: that person is just full of themselves and can’t keep there mouth shut

kk: omg “not a joke”

by lkuaciilayn April 13, 2019

A Jon Joke

A bad or inappropriate joke.

person A: 'says lame joke'
person B: Wow what a Jon joke.

by Bob Googinbladder April 25, 2008