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JJ Farms

The number one cannabis farm in the world.

A beacon of Science, Truth, and Sustainability.

Putting out nothing but fire.
Customer: Do you guys carry the strain “Island Boi”?
Bud tender: Fuck yea fam, JJ Farms only puts out fire.

The Southern Oregon fire department donated to their business this year because of all the fire they put out.
by Nadine Southerland November 23, 2021
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worthy farm

To get so drunk that you shit in your or your girlfriend's bra and then throw it up a tree, lamppost, aerial etc.
I got so shit faced last night I did a worthy farm at my girlfriend's parents house, to say she was displeased was an understatement.
by Oz10expl June 30, 2022
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farming hours

to run more then one video game at once on steam to get more hours
guy 1: why do you have 1,000 hours in past two week there is only 336 hours in 2 weeks
guy 2: farming hours
by Diecaok May 6, 2024
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Knotts Ghetto Farm

people from cali most likely call knotts ghetto which means that there are constant fights/fights like where it’s in the hood
smn 1: bro we should go to knotts berry farm

smn 2: you mean knotts ghetto farm? bc it’s so ghetto

smn 1: tf u mean
by i Heart Frank Ocean April 25, 2023
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Shealwall farm

The almighty shell of the being where the pathetic slightly autistic angus lurked he will touch your mother but only with his fingers because his peen is -1 inch
I live at shealwall farm
by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019
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fish farming

1. To go out on the town, specifically targeting venues that are high in the fem-population.

2. To go on the prowl for apt smash targets.
Timothy and Bobbert are planning on going fish farming tonight, as neither of them have been sexually fulfilled in the past two days.

Fish farming is best when done at night, especially when a full moon is present and the astrolofish are out and about.
by The change machine June 18, 2014
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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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