spronobo

Short for sprog no boner.

Commonly used when something/someone is so attractive, a male does not have time to gain an erection before he ejaculates.

1. Duuuuuuude, check it out! Barbaras bending over to pick up her handbag......uerrrggghhhh....I just spronoboed.

2. Nicks mum is spronobo material.

by methmatitian October 21, 2010

Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

spark up a bowl

It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.

Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

spicerism

An explanation that is preposterous, pulled from one's own ass out of desperation.

He has more spicerisms than any Press Secretary in history.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017

Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018

Spiky no no plant

This is a meme originated by Maxx Danziger, a drummer in band known as Set It Off.

Cody Carson: *gives him a horned melon* "If you had to name it, what would you name it?"
Maxx Danziger: "Spiky no no plant"

by ♥𝘊𝘰𝘥𝘺♥𝘝𝘪𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘴 January 20, 2019

Sprungle

Sprungle is a word that means whatever you want it to mean at the time.

“ Oh SPRUNGLE I just got to the vet AND I FORGOT MY DOG AT HOME”
“I honestly hate sprungles!”
“Oh sprungle”

by NakamotoRena July 10, 2019