zombiefuck 

A person so drunk they walk around hunchback style, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.

That drunk zombiefuck stumbled out onto the road and got mashed by that tractor trailer.

zombiefuck by scottydabody69 February 12, 2006

zombie cunt

the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth

Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.

zombie cunt by AW & IIIM40 November 1, 2008

crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.

"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."

crotch zombie by Olivonius July 29, 2008

Zombie Head 

While you are playing Call Of Duty Zombies, you are recieving a sloppy blow job from your partner. Something scares you causing you to jump up. You choke the girl and she throws up on your dick and takes a decent sized chunk

Douglas:Doctor somethings wrong.
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head

Zombie Head by likemyhairywenis August 19, 2011

zombie 

When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.

I tagged both this ho's peepers with my jizz and she did the zombie all over my crib!

zombie by xxxrayjoe August 21, 2006

zombie 

1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat

The zombie who voted before me voted straight democrat.

zombie by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006

Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.

me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become

Abercrombie Zombie by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005