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are you ready 

In BDSM, D/s code phrase for, "Are you in your role?" A Dominant will ask his submissive this just before a scene. If the sub needs a few minutes more, this is the time for him/her to mention it. If the sub's answer "Yes, Sir/Mistress" then the scene is on.
Dom: "I'm coming by in 20 minutes with a friend. Same as last time: take your top off; on your knees; him first, then me. Do not speak unless you're spoken to. Are you ready?"

sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"
are you ready by R&Rslut March 14, 2008

are you dizzy

It means are you trying to me for a joke you batty boy. And go suck your mums cock
'What you tryin to take me for? Are you dizzy?!'
are you dizzy by Trubble August 25, 2006

are you straight

This question arises from people who are interested in selling you drugs, connecting you with prostitutes, or simply ripping you off if you are dumb enough to give them cash for drugs before seeing the product.

Used by thugs, people in the 'hood, and scam artists.
Thug: "Are you straight, man?"
You: "Lookin' for a dub ($20 rock of crack)."
are you straight by innadahood March 29, 2010

"Are you sucking my dick?" 

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

Are you shitting inside of me? 

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.
Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

Are you DaBaby 

When you ask someone if they are DaBaby it means that they reek of cum like smells and have a pubescent mustache and often remind you of sacrifice.