dual wielding

Two guys jacking off in the same room (but pretending it didn't happen and/or isn't gay).

After being snubbed at the club, Ricky and Byron went back to their dorm room for a good dual wielding.

by Doity Hairy August 17, 2008

a wild kian

a strange creature that yelps and yeets around the oofer head quarters.

omg look its a wild kian

by swaggyooferb0i February 26, 2019

Wild Ride

When a cabbie takes pasengers hostage and drives off crazy, so the passengers cannot flee the vehicle. Typically caused by a fare dispute or off-the-meter fares. Especially when ride is executed via roundabout routes. Especially when cabbie feels entitled to a surcharge or "tip" not entitled by law. Threats of wild rides are also used to coerce the hostages to pay up more than a customary tip. Also caused by fare-beating or where the passenger feels entitled to pay less than full fare, plus negotiated tip. Where the cabbie then feels entitled to make a "citizens arrest." And drives off crazy to "Go find a cop."

The cabbie took my wife on a wild ride to get a higher tip. The wild ride got her to put out. I should file a wild ride complaint with the Taxi Bureau. I didn't know that wild rides were legal. Is it legal to try to flee the vehicle if the cabbie takes you on a wild ride? Once I paid up the cabbie stopped his wild ride, and even let me get my luggage out of the trunk.

by Atlantis-2525 June 18, 2012

Wild Anus

The hole inbetween your butt cheeks that al lbrave young men must conquor.

I was with my girl friend last weekend and i conquored the WA hardcore.

by Sweet Thang October 18, 2004

Wikedy Wiener

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

daniel wilde

Muppets who enjoy sliding objects (such as fingers, mobile phones, remote controls, fists, poppy, doodleshits) up their rectum.

They are commonly known to excessively indulge themselves in rectum gas; usually their own. Daniel Wilde's believe this repulsive act expresses their nature to be of "Mad cunt" stature.

"I practice Daniel Wilde"
"Danya, I cut yoor neck off"

by rice muncher April 29, 2009

Heather Wilder

CEO of Wildfire Media Inc. EPIC BADASS. or so she'd like to think.

A: Heather Wilder came to the bar last night.

B: Did she hurt anyone?

A: What? No, she didn't hurt anyone.

B: That's Disappointing.

by Wildfire Media Inc. December 28, 2011