waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022

Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.

Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022

waste of space

a person who has no worth or very little worth that is good for nothing other then being a housemaid or a cum dumpster, is easily manipulated to believe you care so you are able to have full control of every aspect of them

Lets make a mockery of that waste of space

by janruan August 21, 2022

Wasteman

roadman term used to insult someone being an idiot or somebody who is acting foolishly or being annoying.

Ay what the fuck are you doing you wasteman? are you fucking tapped or something?

by Shitkitmaker47 May 19, 2023

wantedable

Being able to be wanted by someone

Faris is wantedable but nah

by I’m Faris May 20, 2023

double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.

- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"

by vallada November 25, 2009

pigeon washed

sweep something under the rug, cover up.

"The cops investigated my complaint and they pigeon washed that shit...like it never happened!"

by spurldoggy November 8, 2013