Wanker

British slang for a tennis player or

To wank: to play tennis

You are a wanker

You wank really well

by Leelelleel July 19, 2022

House wanker

A person who sits in bed in ur house sleeping all day long whilst holding it's dick

My roommates an House wanker!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

by H3lter August 20, 2018

Wuhan wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also

Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker

by Small booga February 17, 2020

Doki doki wanker club

A wanker in Britain who plays ddlc 24/7

You're a mother fuckin Doki doki wanker club person!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

International Wanker

Ben fan no dick

Wow he's an international wanker

by Kane Stockdale July 19, 2020

Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

by Zentas November 28, 2010