I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 8, 2025

Under spiff

When a guy has a mustache and he blows on a woman's bush.

I gave this chick a under spiff

by Pinkie Fett June 7, 2015

Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.

My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.

by Cross67 September 26, 2014

falling under

To be under hellish conditions against one's will & succumb to notions of death......

"In his padlock cell---he's falling under....."

"In his padlock cell---he's falling under....."

by Artemis Valentino September 18, 2016

Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Dinner under the bridge

Going down on a girl. i.e. cunnilingus

After our date I treated my girlfriend to dinner under the bridge.

by Aegisthus90 January 20, 2019