Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

twittercourse

intercourse on twitter

Paris got an STD from Lindsay because of Twittercourse

by notmyname. December 11, 2011

twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement

That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.

by tjbf55 December 3, 2011

twitteracting

interacting on twitter

I was twitteracting with my friends all day so I didn't get any work done.

by willw2 June 23, 2011

twittereputation

the estimation in which a person, particularly the female species, is held online (especially twitter); an important twitter code to live by for someone that is obsessed with his (her) followers

Even if you are the tasteless perpetrator, NEVER admit to any wrongdoing online that could damage your twittereputation. Immediately post an ambigutweet to throw them off the scent.

#twittereputation

by paperld July 15, 2011

Twitterese

the language or diction used in posting Twitter messages.

Your Twitterese is gibberish.

by uttam maharjan September 16, 2011

TwitterCypher

Rapping on twitters feed, usually free style but since it is being typed we all know they are not actually free styling.

(Dave) Hey man did you see Paul F's Twittercypher last night?? That shit was nuts!

by Anonymous15009 January 5, 2012