Turkish Meatcleaver

The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d

Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"

Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."

by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010

Turkish oil change

A turkish oil change is when the female species inserts a funnel into the reciever's anus and proceeds to piss into the funnel.

one time my girlfriend gave me a turkish oil change

by bobbojangles November 12, 2010

Turkeyfresh

A word to express your feeling on how cool something is.

Bob: "This car is so awesome!"
You: "Yeah, it's so turkeyfresh."

by John Wardley June 24, 2011

Turkey Melt

A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.

Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

Turkish Beast

Turkish Beast is a VDR player,also known as Sikik; Bill ; Hayvan ; Turkish bReast. He goes to sleep often because he thinks it builds up his testosterone level which is totally false(sleep is for the weak btw) and his lust for power both in RL and Palringo is unmatched. Also, on his old phone he has a XXX folder filled with sexual content-it even contains transgender ladyboy nudes. He is also a gym junkie and dresses accordingly. There are some vicious rumors going on about him and his BBE ways but he will deny all of it if asked as well as he will deny asking women on Pal for nudes using PM. Some of his famous quotes used on Palringo are: !c kaz and !c saldir - used to spam the monster bot (in turkish afc); omg hahaha; oh wow; make me mod; I deserve admin, and many more...

Who used those poor inactive VDR accounts as BBE-s? It was Turkish Beast of course.

by Sock bunny October 10, 2016

turkey girl

A girl that isn't really serious relationship material but serious enough to bring to family thanksgiving. Chances are she will be gone by Christmas.

Is Greg still with Turkey Girl from Thabksgiving?

No, Greg called it off and is single AF.

by kendallcm December 27, 2016