Tuna and ketchup

When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge

Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.

by Obedient Kitten 23 March 1, 2024

Tuna Shampoo

A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests

Morgan is a cunt and shall now receive Tuna Shampoo

by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021

Splash'n the tuna

When a man ejaculates into a women's vagina.

Brett was splash'n the tuna all night long.

by lilblackdresz March 2, 2011

tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.

Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.

by Be-Rad June 4, 2024

Tuna

A Jack of all trades, master of ALL. Somebody who is good at everything at life. His life might make you think he is a nerd, but don’t be fooled… his handsome build and personality with quick wit has charmed many girls, but he decides to focus on the one worth his level

My god, you got the personality of Tuna

by Saruhhhhhh July 23, 2025

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt.

The act of 3 big dick black dudes fucking the pussy of a small skinny white girl and thereafter smoking a cigarette and extinguishing the cigarette using the girl's pussy along with her squirting juices.

Dude #1: Hey Tyrone, how was your weekend?

Tyrone: My weekend was good. I got that Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany down the block.

Dude #1: Forreal? Me and 3 of my other homes got a Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany last week.

by Exotic_Tripps October 8, 2024

Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.

-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.

by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022