Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024
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by BKees May 11, 2015
Get the Caesar Tossed Salad mug.Divine:How's it going with Emerald?
John:She tossed me mate
Divine:What do you mean?
John:She told me she likes guys like me but not me.
She basically curved me.
Divine:Sorry mate.
John:She tossed me mate
Divine:What do you mean?
John:She told me she likes guys like me but not me.
She basically curved me.
Divine:Sorry mate.
by MenaTwoFour October 14, 2015
Get the Toss mug.When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.
by 9r9k June 25, 2020
Get the Tossing the devil’s salad mug.When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Toss mug.The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."
"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
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Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)
Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)
Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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