When smoking from a bong, punching a salad is the act of finishing a huge, tightly-packed salad bowl in a single breath. Such a feat is considered challenging, and is rarely accomplished by first-time smokers or casual stoners.
-"We were smoking weed last night, and Sam packed a huge salad bowl."
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"
by Master of Yeybos December 06, 2009
by scottyj May 30, 2003
The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.
Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah
by tim's taint December 08, 2004
"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.
"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
by ConclaveSodomy June 24, 2004
by Tyghbn May 05, 2015
What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them but you want to insult them and also make them laugh.
by Dani Jeebs December 03, 2010
An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should imply to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.
by ninasaurous October 21, 2009