The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!
by Amberly,Wolfgirl,Harleyquinn, August 13, 2017
Get the Chris prattmug. Worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. Is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, racoon piss smelling, face of ESPN.
Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.
by YourGirlMyHouse November 23, 2011
Get the Chris Bermanmug. 
Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)
by Bobaloo222 February 20, 2009
Get the Chris Brown'dmug. the sexiest beast of a drummer with abs, perfect hair, and gives a shitload of hugs. from there for tomorrow (the band) and in some pictures appears not to have a penis. even though he really does, he's too good-looking to not have a penis.
by SALAMISALAMI August 8, 2008
Get the Chris Kamradamug. When a man assaults another woman she has just been Chris Breezied. Derived from chris brown whoopin Rihanna's ass..
Person 1---"Man, i saw a couple arguing last night at the park, what happened?"
Person 2--- "I heard that bitch got chris breezied!"
Person 1--- "Dang is she in the hospital?"
Person 2---"Probably"
Person 2--- "I heard that bitch got chris breezied!"
Person 1--- "Dang is she in the hospital?"
Person 2---"Probably"
by T Swivvles February 15, 2009
Get the Chris Breeziedmug. by gage cameron rulllllllz July 7, 2009
Get the chris pinnemug.