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Gooning

the unbeatable furry porn aura farming method,
gooning isnt an act but a lifestyle, gooning ia life itself, we exist thanks to furry porn and gooning ://3
person 1: yo im gooning!
person 2: holy shit... thats... so.. tuff..
by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025
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Goon

G-clocks and boggs are straight goons.
by ThereGoesBeau December 23, 2018
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goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens
Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.
by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024
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Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.
Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024
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Moon gooning

a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.
Hey bro, do you want to come with Jack and I to go moon gooning tonight?
by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023
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moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
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Goon Gang

Hacking group founded by Joshtimeouts in 2020; If you see this you are my fan now hop off my dick. I am here to learn since I get bored easily. Now go to your Xbox party you retard.
by Goon gang for president September 15, 2020
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