shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.

i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me

by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010

Double backside Titties

Boobs so phlat it looks like tha girls a f'kin man, specialy when the subject got a mustache aswel

Robayn: Check out the Shemale wih tha Double Backside Titties

by Robin December 10, 2003

Pancake Titties

(Noun) Metaphor for "Titties that look so good you want to spread your syrup all over them"
Generally used by men.

Tits that you just enjoy looking at.
"Man, that woman has a pair of Pancake Titties. Yummm"

by Todd Hathaway March 12, 2008

[Titters]

Titters- Often a mispelling of the word Titties. Often referring to an unatrractive girl that a hot guy likes usually with the name starting with a B.

What's so special about her does she have liek beer flavored titters????

by ARS1000 August 19, 2008

tittled

to describe getting owned in the owrst possible way.

:OH MY GOD!! robert just got tittled

ex:haha he just got tittled

by mervoski November 9, 2010

Titties Blazing

Describes a woman with prominent breasts, combined with wearing a low cut top and push up bra which indicates that she is trying really hard to show off her breasts to everyone within 100 feet. Comment usually made by a male to other male friends, but can also be yelled out so everyone in the city can hear.

1. Jesse and Joey are walking down a crowded NYC street on a Saturday night. 19 year old girl with huge rack approaches with her ugly boyfriend.
Joey (while staring at 19yo's chest): "TITTIES BLAZING!!!"
Joey and Jesse high five without missing a step, while ugly boyfriend hates his life.

2. Timbo (to Robbo): "Hey man, this is my friend Cindy, she is my girlfriend's 21yo sister".
Robbo (to Cindy, who has a huge rack and is showing it off): "Titties Blazing!!"

by crazynut November 26, 2011

Titties

1) The only thing that men can think about besides their dick
2 Something men stare at while talking to women
3) The first thing men go for when feeling all up on a woman

Man, she got some big titties.
I could feel him staring at my titties while talking to me.
The first thing I could grab was her titties they're so nice and soft.

by gjjjhfcujlkihhbk November 6, 2018