Raider tits

A set of tits that are a C cup or higher and preferably on a hot chick. They make you want to raid her shirt for those tits.

Two dudes were cruising down the street and the one in the passenger seat spots a hot chick with big boobs.
Passenger: "Did you see that girl! She's hot!"
Driver: "Hellz yea! Girl got some raider tits!"

by Dubcityhustla July 16, 2011

Shipwreck tits

The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.

"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."

by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011

Sauce tits

An udder-like contraption that dispenses various sauces and other condiments, including tomato sauce (ketchup), BBQ sauce and mustard. The sauce is dispensed by "milking" it out onto the food. Commonly used in Sweden and possibly other Scandinavian countries.

(you, to the maccas girl behind the counter): "yo, my fries are way too bland and dry on their own, where's the sauce at?"

(maccas girl): "right over there on the counter, just help yourself using the sauce tits."

(you): "what a wonderful idea, i can help myself to a range of delicious sauces while also practising my udder milking technique"

by simple_si October 5, 2011

an-tits-ipation

The great anticipation one gets when one is waiting for breasts to be shown during a porno, during sex... etc.

"Dude, this porno sucked! I didn't see her tits until 10 minutes in. I was dieing of an-tits-ipation.

by I really like porn, like a lot April 13, 2013

Kosher tits

When a woman has naturally large breast, no fillers or substitution.

at my best friends bar mitzvah, I admired his aunts ample Kosher Tits

by rapper baby of death April 17, 2013

Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

by Grublets on Ice August 26, 2013

goldilocks tits

The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.

Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits

Guy B: Sick bro, what size?

Guy A: 36C I think

by yochoc May 17, 2014