by JMizzlle October 12, 2009
by Saints June 27, 2004
Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.
I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.
by Cap'n Tony September 12, 2005
A "Man's time" is time spent in a restroom of any kind while pooping. During such times, he is not to be disturbed by anyone, least of all a woman. Man's time is often accompanied by reading materials, including (but not limited to) pornography. Not to be confused with "Woman's time" which has something to do with the menstrual cycle.
"Dad? Are you jerking off to Barely Legal during your Man's time? I just had my first period and I need to use the can."
by duke5572 October 03, 2005
When bros. are going to some event, chances are they are running behind. This is called lambda time. In most cases, the bros can arrive anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of when the actual thing started.
noun.
noun.
"What time is the meeting at?"
"It starts at 9."
"Oh shit, it's 9:10."
"We're running on Lambda time."
"Oh alright, so we got plenty of time to get there."
"It starts at 9."
"Oh shit, it's 9:10."
"We're running on Lambda time."
"Oh alright, so we got plenty of time to get there."
by LPhiE Happy Feet March 06, 2008
The moment when your foldy friend runs out of breath and tells you he needs a cigaret at this moment
by xmidgie March 31, 2015
by 1creativemind October 26, 2009