Stairs Guy

The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.

Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”

Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.

by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023

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Janitor guy

From the movie “Willy’s wonderland” janitor guy is the main character who is just buff and will absolutely murder anything in his way. Doesn’t talk, just violence. Mess with him and you’ll be dead before he can even look at you.

“Help me, I accidentally upset janitor guy, I can here the footsteps.”

by Stop_Watch07 November 25, 2021

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lettuce guy

When describing a person, to say he is a good guy. Usually people who order no lettuce are not as nice

Mark: I needed a dollar for food, man sorted me out for the whole week
Joe: he a lettuce guy bro

by wrorty December 8, 2021

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Rob Guy

A Rob Guy is a guy who is white but everyone knows him as black. Rob guy steals from Walmarts and lives in a trailer. He also says nigga and/or nigger a lot, But the hood still loves him

He is such a Rob Guy the way he steals and lives in a trailer

by Gabe Owner The First April 17, 2022

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Smokey Guy

(1) AKA cigarette smoking man. WGB Spender from the X-files or any similar MIB.

(2) Any anonymous secretive government official.

Never accept a ride in a Crown Victoria from Smokey Guy. If you do FOLLOW HIM INTO THE STORE if he insists you wait in the car while he gets another pack of smoke.

by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

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