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Peach

The worst fucking fruit ever. They aren't even allowed for the whole world to eat and they look like ass. They literally looo like ass

Do you want your christian kids to eat a demonic fruit that symbolizes a sexual part of the body? NO

Worst of all, peaches went to jail, fuck that bitch. She should go to hell

Peaches arent even pretty, all those drawings of peaches ARE ALL TOO CUTESIFIED PEACHES ARENT EVEN PINK WTF AT LEAST MANGOES ARE YELLOW AND ORANGE IN ILLUSTRATIONS MANGOES ARE BETTER MANGOES ARE BETTER FUCK PEACHES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES
God: Hey, peaches are like, the worst fruit to ever exist

Satan: Yeah they are lmao
by Factsandmoreaccuratefacts September 18, 2020
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being peach

Similar to saying “I’m good”, you say you’re peach when someone accuses you of overreacting or being not chill
Your friend tells you to calm down when you’re actually being calm, ie when you’re being peach, you say “I’m peach”
by Youngzeezy December 9, 2017
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le peach

name for a significant other(male), used to comfort each other
"you're are my le peach :star_eyes:" he said to his boyfriend
by hiyaluv September 24, 2020
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Peach Basket

A desirable woman with a cute face and good fashion sense.
“Hey check out that hottie over there.”

Oh yeah, she’s a nice little peach basket ain’t she?”
by anonymous November 17, 2022
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it is a pie made of suga the one ya mama gave ya honey and orange peach throw up corndog
this is a disgusting SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE
by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018
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peaches and waffles

When you make love anally using maple syrup as the lubricant and immediately after finishing she licks the syrup off the penis.
Last night my girl and I had peaches and waffles in bed!
by Just1once December 22, 2024
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