Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Discord mods: Hey kitten ilysm that I will give u all my life savings and I'll never go outside and touch grass
by Imagine using UD in 2022 June 10, 2022

by anonymous January 29, 2024

Something that minecraft, gacha, countryhumans, countryballs, Harry Potter, kpop, roblox and any other fandom's Rule 34 creators/ enjoyers need to touch
E.g 1
Limp dick Tim: god, minecraft porn is hella good
Big cocked chad: go touch some grass.
E.g 2
Child: Gacha heat and Roblox heat are so good!
Chad: kid. Go gracefully wipe your hand on that green grass and get off your moms crusty iPad.
Limp dick Tim: god, minecraft porn is hella good
Big cocked chad: go touch some grass.
E.g 2
Child: Gacha heat and Roblox heat are so good!
Chad: kid. Go gracefully wipe your hand on that green grass and get off your moms crusty iPad.
by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

by Bfientvksmd January 5, 2017

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.
by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.
by bnakusaki September 8, 2025
