smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016

Blade Snake

A mystic and otherworldly persona from the Ghanaian art and music scene. Also known as God Bod: The Purest, The Tempest.

It's been a while since I prayed to Blade Snake.

by DomTheDemon July 16, 2019

Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.

"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

Snake Skank

A gay man or transgender woman of any race who is misogynistic towards Natural-born women. They tend to become verbally and physically violent against women, preferably their own mothers, and blame them for a failed childhood instead of including the fathers. They refer to women as "fish " and may make fun of women's natural genitalia scent. They enjoy competing with women over men. By befriending women just so they can have access to their partners. They refer to it as " turning a straight gay".

" Aiden is a Snake Skank..beware of him. "

by dogymodg July 11, 2023

trach snake

A penis that is inserted into a tracheostomy orifice.

Yesterday at the retirement home a male nurse tripped and his cock miraculously landed in a patient's trach hole. The patient got "trach snaked."

by Outlandy Man April 26, 2014

death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014

Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012