Pizza Promise

-to promise something over pizza.

That bitch broke her pizza promise !

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

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cioccolato pizza

A "pizza" but instead of being a pizza, (a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables) it has chocolate instead of tomato sauce, and sweets as toppings. ITS NOT A PIZZA. ITS A CREPE.

"Oh hey! My dad got some cioccolato pizza yesterday. Want to come over to my place and try it for dinner?"
"No man! Chocolate is not a dinner thing, and its not even technically a pizza! its more like a crepe!

by Luegamer May 29, 2018

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pizza loving

The feeling to have to marry a pizza and have pizza kids

I suffer from pizza loving

by Mom fucker 101 January 25, 2017

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Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

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pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.

Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!

by aGamer... November 20, 2013

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