The hottest man alive.
by Eggs djdkebbshshe e February 28, 2022
Get the Machine Gun Kellymug. A personal car or motorcycle that is much cheaper to run than the rate at which mileage is reimbursed for work use. (the current government rate is $0.50/mi, other places do $0.40/mi, etc.).
Nick: I work for the Census and ride my 1980 Honda Cub. I get reimbursed fifty cents a mile but it costs six or seven cents a mile to run.
Hamal: That's like a rolling ATM machine!
Hamal: That's like a rolling ATM machine!
by nick2ny May 17, 2010
Get the rolling ATM machinemug. Fucking immense band. Everyone with any sense of rock music should listen to RATM. They rule. Shouldn't have broken up so early, but still made 4 quality albums.
Rage Against The Machine rock. Tom Morello is a legend and genius. If you only think they are good because of their lyrics just listen to some of Morellos guitar solos : Kick out the Jams, Know your enemy for example. They are musical genius. If anything they are highly underrated
by FraZ December 28, 2005
Get the Rage Against The Machinemug. a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017
Get the Soft Serve Machinemug. Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015
Get the Vending Machine Roulettemug. The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
Get the The Persian Vending Machinemug. When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
Get the Hungarian vending machinemug.