Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

giggly grass

Giggly grass otherwise known as pot,weed, ect. It is called this because weed can make people giggle or laugh at anything no matter how stupid an example would be you smoked giggly grass so you cant stop laughing at this definition

Joe: i smoked some weed and i cant stop laughing

Michael: shouldnt have smoked that giggly grass

by Lonely stoner666 May 5, 2018

Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus

量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス; Japanese gibberish that makes sense when read in English.

"量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス !"
(translation: Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus)

".....what?"

by anonymous December 26, 2023

Snake in the Grass

When you're getting head and you stuck your dick in the girls hair and play around in it.

At Stacy's house, Johnny put his his snake in the grass while getting a bj.

by Bfientvksmd January 5, 2017

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

Grass

Something Genshin Impact players don’t touch

Person 1: bro touch some grass
Genshin Impact player: how about you touch my ass

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 20, 2022

Grassing Bitch

Alex Jones

Al you grassing bitch!

by Wallyplonker November 25, 2018